Hello and a fabulous Filthy Friday to you all!We hope youve had a Christmas of aplenty and decadence sexy girl, been spoilt rotten and shared good times with your loved ones The Sh! Girlz have enjoyed a short break and are raring to see what 2013 might have in store for us!This first Filthy Friday of the year is set aside for some down a dirty time with Janine Ashbless;an authoress who loves to have her cake and eat it!
Happy New Year and Enjoy! ;Filthy Friday excerpt – Named and Shamed by Janine Ashbless Hi there I want to give you an excerpt from my most filthy book this Friday!? Named and Shamed is an erotic novel set in a contemporary England where the fairies (and the trolls and the witches and all the bad stuff you remember from fairy tales) have Come Back in a big way, and as a result human society is falling apart lelo luna beads .y heroine Tansy has stopped off at a rural pub while searching for a talking fish (trust me on this one!).If she appears to be acting a little strangely, i s because sh s under a fairy curse…“Do you want to see the Bour Tree?
”I hesitated, running my tongue-tip across my lip.“Okay.But I thought elder trees were bad luck.“Not this un.Sh s a good un.Aaron led me out into the garden.This was where all the women were, I realised: watching indulgently as their kids ran riot.Aaron took me over to the bush, which had three big trunks and a host of lesser ones.Hanging from the twigs was a glittering array of kid tat: plastic key-rings and fuzzy little animals, transforming robots, a toy aeroplane, a necklace made of sweets.See? bullet vibrators ” he said.“You make her a present and she gives you a wish.I could hear some of the kids chanting as they skipped rope on the grass nearby:Bour tree, bour tree: crooked wrongNever straight and never strongAlways bush and never treeSince the Christ was hanged on thee. Christian gloss on a much older warning, I thought. “Hmm,” I said, noncommittally.I did t want to offend the man.
Or the tree.Go on,” he said.A lock of my hair swung down across my face as he reached up without warning to my temple, pulled out the hairclip there and snapped it over a twig.My mouth fell open.aron grinned.“Make a wish.The hairclip was a cheap one with a white fabric flower on it.Even if it had been silk and diamonds, I was t sure it would have been wise to snatch it back.Gifts to the Fair Folk should never be rescinded.I made myself relax again.“I do t need to.Min s already come true,” I said, letting him know I could be just as cheeky and forward as he was.Ah,” he said, eyes narrowing.“Yo re a smart sex toys for women un.I should take you to meet my gaffer.“Is he as cute as you?”Aaron drew himself up, laughing.“No on s as cute as me.
Do you play pool?”“Yeah.Sometimes.“Come on then. He walked me round to another door at the back of the inn, and as we crossed the grass he put his hand casually on the swell of my ass and kept it there.I did t object.Once inside the door, in the corridor within, he drew me up against him and kissed me.It was a slow, soft and deeply dirty kiss, his tongue teasing its way past my lips and one hand drifting to squeeze my left breast and tweak my nipple.I responded to that in a manner far from ladylike — pressing up against him with eager, breathy mews of pleasure and sucking his tongue deeper into my mouth.I wanted him to push me up against the wall and ram his cock into me, there and then.The knot of flesh in his trousers grew hard as I ground myself against it, and his other hand tightened on my ass even as his mouth deserted mine.Oh, yo re hot,” he growled under his breath.He rubbed my nipple between finger and thumb, pinching it until my knees nearly gave way.“I bet yo re a real goer.“You wo t know till you try,” I whispered, running the tip of my tongue over his lips.Hh. His eyes glittered with secretive speculation.“Be patient.Come on through ben wa balls .With one hand around my wrist he drew me through another door.The smell of beer and cigarettes rolled over me, a sweet pubby aroma I found very pleasant.This was another bar room.The space was dominated by .
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Talk Sex With Sue Johanson show in Canada, the We-Vibe is now even better, boasting 9 vibrating speeds and functions.It's small, perfectly formed, deliciously powerful and just one of my blog's suggestions for making a real investment in a better sex life..Lelo Elise Luxury Rechargeable Vibrator - 79.9If you have an eye for elegant design and appreciate the better things in life, we might just have the sex toy for you.The Swedish design of this rechargeable luxury vibrator from Lelo is contoured and ergonomically sculpted to deliver toe-curling, eye-rolling sensations.With five intense pleasure modes and virtually silent vibrations, Elise provides the ultimate in clitoral and G-spot rapture - it's a sex toy supreme and yes you deserve it!Sculptural simplicity and tactile qualities are the defining elements of the Elise personality.Well in tune with the natural curves of the female body, the stem forms a soft arc for easy access to all those special places.Situated lengthwise are two vibrant pleasure points designated, solely or in harmony, to impart an array of clitoral, G-spot or full-body titillation.
A toy of true beauty and purely pleasurable intentions, this luxury vibe from Lelo would be the ultimate way to treat yourself this Valentine's Day and beyond for endless waves of pleasure.The Essentials9.Durex Play O Female Orgasm Gel 15ml - 14.9By now you should have a pretty good idea about which Sex Toy is for you this Valentine's Daywhich leads us onto the little Essentials that can make a big difference.Play O is the orgasm gel created by women, for women using a unique combination of ingredients designed to stimulate, increase desire and bring you the most intense orgasms you've lelo gigi ever experienced.se it with your vibrator, finger ring or Sqweel for the ultimate solo pleasure in a bottle.One of the key ingredients, L'Arginine, is used in the formula to increase the blood flow to the genital area, making it ultra-sensitive and extra responsive to all stimulus! Just gently squeeze out a little Play O, apply to your intimate areas, then lie back and prepare for an experience you'll want to repeat again and again.0.Earthly Body Dare to be Bare Soothing Miracle Oil 30ml - 12.9You've got the Sex Toy, the Sexy Lingerie and orgasm boosting gel which means there is just one item left on your list to ensure a smooth and silky Valentine's Day.
Miracle Oil is the natural answer to shaving bumps and waxing irritation.Massage a little oil into the skin after waxing or shaving and the nourishing lotion will heal, soothe and prevent itching.The 30ml formula is perfect for taking anywhere and means you'll never be caught short with a shaving rash.upplied in a small glass bottle with pipette lid, this cute look packaging won't look out of place in any bathroom cabinet, make-up bag or travel case.The natural oil mixture can be quickly and easily dispensed on to the skin then rubbed in until absorbed.Antiseptic tea tree helps to heal the skin and prevent infection whilst moisturising Hemp Seed, Jojoba and Vitamin E help to moisturise and soothe.100% natural and vegan friendly, you'll soon see why this is called Miracle Oil!.
Happy New Year and Enjoy! ;Filthy Friday excerpt – Named and Shamed by Janine Ashbless Hi there I want to give you an excerpt from my most filthy book this Friday!? Named and Shamed is an erotic novel set in a contemporary England where the fairies (and the trolls and the witches and all the bad stuff you remember from fairy tales) have Come Back in a big way, and as a result human society is falling apart lelo luna beads .y heroine Tansy has stopped off at a rural pub while searching for a talking fish (trust me on this one!).If she appears to be acting a little strangely, i s because sh s under a fairy curse…“Do you want to see the Bour Tree?
”I hesitated, running my tongue-tip across my lip.“Okay.But I thought elder trees were bad luck.“Not this un.Sh s a good un.Aaron led me out into the garden.This was where all the women were, I realised: watching indulgently as their kids ran riot.Aaron took me over to the bush, which had three big trunks and a host of lesser ones.Hanging from the twigs was a glittering array of kid tat: plastic key-rings and fuzzy little animals, transforming robots, a toy aeroplane, a necklace made of sweets.See? bullet vibrators ” he said.“You make her a present and she gives you a wish.I could hear some of the kids chanting as they skipped rope on the grass nearby:Bour tree, bour tree: crooked wrongNever straight and never strongAlways bush and never treeSince the Christ was hanged on thee. Christian gloss on a much older warning, I thought. “Hmm,” I said, noncommittally.I did t want to offend the man.
Or the tree.Go on,” he said.A lock of my hair swung down across my face as he reached up without warning to my temple, pulled out the hairclip there and snapped it over a twig.My mouth fell open.aron grinned.“Make a wish.The hairclip was a cheap one with a white fabric flower on it.Even if it had been silk and diamonds, I was t sure it would have been wise to snatch it back.Gifts to the Fair Folk should never be rescinded.I made myself relax again.“I do t need to.Min s already come true,” I said, letting him know I could be just as cheeky and forward as he was.Ah,” he said, eyes narrowing.“Yo re a smart sex toys for women un.I should take you to meet my gaffer.“Is he as cute as you?”Aaron drew himself up, laughing.“No on s as cute as me.
Do you play pool?”“Yeah.Sometimes.“Come on then. He walked me round to another door at the back of the inn, and as we crossed the grass he put his hand casually on the swell of my ass and kept it there.I did t object.Once inside the door, in the corridor within, he drew me up against him and kissed me.It was a slow, soft and deeply dirty kiss, his tongue teasing its way past my lips and one hand drifting to squeeze my left breast and tweak my nipple.I responded to that in a manner far from ladylike — pressing up against him with eager, breathy mews of pleasure and sucking his tongue deeper into my mouth.I wanted him to push me up against the wall and ram his cock into me, there and then.The knot of flesh in his trousers grew hard as I ground myself against it, and his other hand tightened on my ass even as his mouth deserted mine.Oh, yo re hot,” he growled under his breath.He rubbed my nipple between finger and thumb, pinching it until my knees nearly gave way.“I bet yo re a real goer.“You wo t know till you try,” I whispered, running the tip of my tongue over his lips.Hh. His eyes glittered with secretive speculation.“Be patient.Come on through ben wa balls .With one hand around my wrist he drew me through another door.The smell of beer and cigarettes rolled over me, a sweet pubby aroma I found very pleasant.This was another bar room.The space was dominated by .
need to be used with a sexual lubricant to allow the stroker to slide up and down the penis without uncomfortable friction.liquid Ride Dude Lube H2O Lubricant (9.9) is a water-based lube that can be used with all strokers.The lube should be applied to both the inside of the stroker and to your erection.Once you and your stroker are lubed, you can penetrate the entry.Start by working it around the head of your penis, enjoying the sensations of the entrance and ensuring everything is slick and lubey.Then, get ready to enter the stroker.t first, the entrance to the stroker might look like a tight fit, but the stroker will expand to take your girth.Hold the base of your penis and the stroker firmly and ease into the stroker.One you are inside, it's time to work out your favourite way to use it.tart by gripping the outside of the stroker and gently stroking it up and down your length.Be careful not to go to far back and forth to begin with, so you don't slide right out - as you get to grips with the stroker you can be more vigorous with your movements.Try twisting the stroker as you move it, massaging the head of the penis.The Tracey Cox Sensation Stroker (19.9) is particularly sexy women good for this type of move, with its double-ended chamber.f your stroker has an opening at the other end (and most of them do) you can use your finger to partially or fully cover the hole to increase suction inside the stroker.It can take a few tries to successfully master the art of varying sucti.
Talk Sex With Sue Johanson show in Canada, the We-Vibe is now even better, boasting 9 vibrating speeds and functions.It's small, perfectly formed, deliciously powerful and just one of my blog's suggestions for making a real investment in a better sex life..Lelo Elise Luxury Rechargeable Vibrator - 79.9If you have an eye for elegant design and appreciate the better things in life, we might just have the sex toy for you.The Swedish design of this rechargeable luxury vibrator from Lelo is contoured and ergonomically sculpted to deliver toe-curling, eye-rolling sensations.With five intense pleasure modes and virtually silent vibrations, Elise provides the ultimate in clitoral and G-spot rapture - it's a sex toy supreme and yes you deserve it!Sculptural simplicity and tactile qualities are the defining elements of the Elise personality.Well in tune with the natural curves of the female body, the stem forms a soft arc for easy access to all those special places.Situated lengthwise are two vibrant pleasure points designated, solely or in harmony, to impart an array of clitoral, G-spot or full-body titillation.
A toy of true beauty and purely pleasurable intentions, this luxury vibe from Lelo would be the ultimate way to treat yourself this Valentine's Day and beyond for endless waves of pleasure.The Essentials9.Durex Play O Female Orgasm Gel 15ml - 14.9By now you should have a pretty good idea about which Sex Toy is for you this Valentine's Daywhich leads us onto the little Essentials that can make a big difference.Play O is the orgasm gel created by women, for women using a unique combination of ingredients designed to stimulate, increase desire and bring you the most intense orgasms you've lelo gigi ever experienced.se it with your vibrator, finger ring or Sqweel for the ultimate solo pleasure in a bottle.One of the key ingredients, L'Arginine, is used in the formula to increase the blood flow to the genital area, making it ultra-sensitive and extra responsive to all stimulus! Just gently squeeze out a little Play O, apply to your intimate areas, then lie back and prepare for an experience you'll want to repeat again and again.0.Earthly Body Dare to be Bare Soothing Miracle Oil 30ml - 12.9You've got the Sex Toy, the Sexy Lingerie and orgasm boosting gel which means there is just one item left on your list to ensure a smooth and silky Valentine's Day.
Miracle Oil is the natural answer to shaving bumps and waxing irritation.Massage a little oil into the skin after waxing or shaving and the nourishing lotion will heal, soothe and prevent itching.The 30ml formula is perfect for taking anywhere and means you'll never be caught short with a shaving rash.upplied in a small glass bottle with pipette lid, this cute look packaging won't look out of place in any bathroom cabinet, make-up bag or travel case.The natural oil mixture can be quickly and easily dispensed on to the skin then rubbed in until absorbed.Antiseptic tea tree helps to heal the skin and prevent infection whilst moisturising Hemp Seed, Jojoba and Vitamin E help to moisturise and soothe.100% natural and vegan friendly, you'll soon see why this is called Miracle Oil!.
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